Be thou Television, the Lord of my heart; naught else I watch from morning til dark – dominate my thoughts, by day or by night; waking till sleeping, in the presence of thy light.
Rob me of wisdom, and every true word; I ever watch thee and thou art my Lord. Forgot my great Father so thine own may I be, flat screens in my dwelling so i’m one with thee.
Riches I heed not, you drain all my money away; rob me of my inheritance, advertising always; thou and thou only first in my heart, watch thee online now, my treasure now parts.
Forgotten about heaven, your victory won, obsessed with earthly joys, I never see the sun! Lust of my own lusts, whatever befall, I love thee Television, o Ruler of all.